What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:09

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do some children hate their parents?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No